Monday, July 20, 2009

The day the barking stopped.

Got a cat next door just like this one. :)

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Substitutive punctuation for when you get those emails which you find upsetting.

Yes, Ze has a solution to those emails at work. I will never use punctuation again without thinking the true meaning I am sending.

http://www.zefrank.com/punc/

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Just imaging if your office or lounge was hooked up to the net like this one!

This website allows users to move a camera and turn lights on and off! This would drive me insane.

http://www.drivemeinsane.com/

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Thursday, July 16, 2009

Have a look at these amusing motivational posters

Really made me laugh!

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Notice on a lamp post, have a look

Nice image and idea ,, but a bit scary when you think about it.

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September 2009 The Scarborough UK Jazz Festival website is now Live

Just to make you aware The Scarborough Jazz Festival website is now Live with all the information you require at www.scarboroughjazzfestival.co.uk  

For more information or tickets call 01723 357869

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Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Tuesday, July 14, 2009

Monday, July 13, 2009

Friday, July 10, 2009

Which is Amy?

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Clean Joke Alert!

I met a bloke down the pub the other day who vomited every time he told a joke.
"What the wrong with you?" I asked.
"Oh, it's just my gag reflex," he replied.

Boom! Boom! (in a Basil Brush voice)

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'Extreme Lying Down' the latest Laying Down Game craze!

This difficult and dangerous pose was per formed at extreme risk to herself by Kia, the desk top is only 6 inches wide.

Kind Thanks to Stuart who carried out the risk assessment! www.CrownSpaHotel.com

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Thursday, July 09, 2009

Crown Wins National Business Award

Health work and wellbeing Award just been won, picture with Vicky holding
the trophy.

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I got done for shoplifting in Tesco today.

I paid for six cans of Sprite at the self checkout, but when security checked my bag, they discovered I'd picked seven up.

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SOUR (Hibi no neiro) Great Video Great Tune

Amazingly clever music video from the Japanese band Sour, entirely made up of cooperating webcam images. The cast were selected from the band's fan base, from all around the world. Yes I am one, but not in the video!

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Wednesday, July 08, 2009

Toilet Joke!

The other day I was walking up from the South Bay beach and needed to pay a visit to the public toilet.

One of the doors was locked. So I went into the other one, closed the door, dropped my trousers and sat down.

A voice came from the cubicle next to me: "Hello mate, how are you doing?"

Although I thought that it was a bit strange (though it was Hollbeck Toilets), I didn't want to be rude, so I replied, "Not too bad, thanks."

After a short pause, I heard the voice again. "So, what are you up to?"

Again I answered, somewhat reluctantly, "Just having a quick shit... How about yourself?"

The next thing I heard him say was, "Sorry, mate, I'll have to call you back. I've got some prat in the cubicle next to me answering everything I say."

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Tip for the little girls out there

span- When your mum is angry with your dad, don’t let her brush your hair!

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The Michael Jackson death & memorial: in web numbers

The King of Pop's memorial spectacle in downtown Los Angeles yesterday was tipped to be one of the internet's biggest events to date, and the figures did not disappoint, but it wasn't enough to knock of Obama's January inauguration off the web traffic throne. Though the searches for Michael Jackson versus Obama did outstrip the president and most other Google searches to date http://www.blogger.com/>The> then please destroy the email and any copies of it. Your cooperation is appreciated.

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Late Availability Crown Spa Hotel Scarborough 8th July 2009

Hi, below are the latest offers for the Crown Spa Hotel this week.

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Google takes on Microsoft with 2010 computer operating system launch - Brand Republic News - Brand Republic

Google: plans to take some of Microsoft's market share

Google takes on Microsoft with 2010 computer operating system launch
by Dan Leahul, Brand Republic 08-Jul-09, 09:15
LONDON - Google will launch its own computer operating system next year, modelled around its Chrome browser, setting the company up in direct competition with its main rival Microsoft in the PC software business.
The Google Chrome OS will be initially developed for small netbook computers, launching in 2010, before eventually rolling out across every platform, including all Windows, Mac and Linux based systems.

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Tuesday, July 07, 2009

Monday, July 06, 2009

Was out in my Kayak Yesterday sadly no pictures, dropped camera over the side!

Kayaked in the south bay on Sunday down to Cayton from the spa, must have been around 5K in total. The currents are strong past the south bay and it was a battle to get back. Though sadly to piccys for you as my cameras though waterproof did not float!

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Sunday, July 05, 2009

Spring Bok! Antelope Anyone!

Yep! Crug (dried meats) is now in the UK and you can get them from Morrisons, flaours include the every popular Beef and Spring Bok and Osterich!

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Tourist Remover For you Piccs! And any "ugly people"!

No wonder I can never find a picture of myself for facebook.

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Now you have an excuse for that sweet tooth!

Sweet-toothed Brits have one less excuse for taking their morning tea with several spoons of sugar. They and other Europeans are among the most sugar-sensitive people in the world, a new genetic analysis concludes.

The vast majority of people in the UK, France, Italy and Russia boast a tandem of genetic variations in a sugar-sensing gene that allows them to detect trace levels of sweetness.

Around the world, populations that live at northern latitudes carry these genetic variations at far higher frequencies than tropical-living peoples, says Dennis Drayna, a geneticist at the National Institute on Deafness and Other Communication Disorders in Bethesda, Maryland.

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Dark Flash Photography

Ever noticed how your camera can see the infrared light on a TV remote control or the light bar on a Wii consol. Well some bright spark has had a great idea and it has been called 'Dark flash' photography it may end red-eye Fed up with flash photography that dazzles and disturbs those in the picture?
Now there's a solution - photography using a "dark" infrared and ultraviolet flash to invisibly illuminate the scene without disturbing your subject with a bright light.

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Thursday, July 02, 2009

A Very inventive competition promotion from Moonfruit

Moonfruit, the web design software company, has found itself one of the most tweeted about subjects in the world as word spread of its Twitter-based MacBook Pro giveaway.

http://www.brandrepublic.com/DigitalAM/News/917273/Moonfruit-Twitter-promotion-proves-massive-success/?DCMP=EMC-Digital-AM-Bulletin

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Blatant Promotion of our Business Offer this weekend

See the attached image for offers this weekend

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